Like An Hour

Two of our kids were discussing who would get to play video games first, and included me in the conversation.  I concluded that our nine year old could play for half an hour, then it would be our five year old's turn.  The younger objected to the decision with the following:

"Yeah, but, a half an hour is like...an hour!"

What?

Our nine year old to our five year old: "You have short-term memory loss."

Spanish

Me to my three year old: "Did your brother take his folder?"
My three year old: "Yes, he taked it."
Me: "He took it.  Can you say that?  Taked isn't a word."
Him: "It's Spanish."