Nose

Our two year old and I were goofing around and I said, "You've got a little nose right there on your face." He replied, "Daddy has a big nose." Even if it's not coming from a two year old, it's still true.

Greatest Hugs In The World

Our two year old simply gives the greatest hugs in the world. I often tell him this. So today he gives me a hug and I tell him I loved his hug. He replied, "The greatest hugs in the world."

Stalemate

Mrs. Scott to a whiny two year old: "Use your words."
His reply, "I don't want to use my words."

I Hate The Yankees

"I hate the Yankees!" So said our four year old during the World Series. Now, in our house we direct our wrath toward the Dodgers, being Giants fans. So, how did a four year old come up with such a universal sentiment?

Fold Him In Half

Our two year old was lying down with Mrs. Scott, and he had his stuffed Elmo with him. He wanted to sit Elmo down and said to her, "Fold him in half." Where does a two year old get the idea of folding something in half?