Until You're Older

At the store my two oldest had this exchange:

4 yr. old: "Whoa! Lookit, lookit!"

Free sample vendor: "Aw, look at that, daddy"

8 yr. old: "What?"

4 yr. old: "That girl doesn't have any pants!" (she was wearing short denim shorts with a long t-shirt so it looked like she didn't have pants)

8 yr. old: "Yes, she did. She had shorts on. Besides, you're not supposed to see those things until you're older."