I'm Almost A Nerd

Our seven year old: "Mom, can I get a hat with skulls on it?"
Mrs. Scott: "No, I don't think we should do that."
Seven year old: "Aww, mom. I never get to wear anything cool. I'm almost a nerd."

Now, a 7 year old worrying about being a nerd? This didn't happen to me until 7th grade.