Head Solo

Our oldest got a Star Wars Lego set for Christmas, complete with both white and black stormtroopers. There's also a Darth Vader and Han Solo. Well, his kid brother accidentally stepped on Han Solo and decapitated him. Now he's Head Solo.

Table Talk Amongst Three Year Olds

Friends of ours are having a baby, so we're watching their kids. At the lunch table, one three year old says to the other kids, "Hey, have you gone to Power Rangers dot com? They have lots of good video games." Kids, these days.

I Pulled My Head Out

Our three year old dropped something on the floor at dinner. He crawled under the table to get it, but... "I'm stuck!....I got it. I pulled my head out."

"We'll be asking you to do a lot of that in your life."

He Has A Fever - Feel His Brain

Our three year old: "My brother has a fever; feel his brain!"

Cough

Everybody's coughing in our house. It's music. Or maybe anti-music. When three kids cough in their sleep during the night, it's hard to think the house isn't under attack by aliens or something. It's a good thing we bought stock in Kleenex.

Now Bigger

Our one year old now weighs more than our almost four year old. This should be interesting in the next few years.

Dwaham Twackah

So says our three year old. You and I may pronounce this, "graham cracker."